Mexico NT Head Coach → Miguel “El Piojo” Herrera.
Best of the World Cup: James Rodriguez.
- Reason of happiness: The World Cup
- Reason of crying: The World Cup
- Reason of being furious: The World Cup
- Reason of anxiety: The World Cup
- Reason of depression: The World Cup
- Reason of murder: The World Cup
- Colombian Reporter: Thomas Müller, how do you feel that you're not the topscorer?
- Thomas Müller: *in Bavarian* That shit doesn't interest me, we're world champions, who even cares? *stormes off and leaves a confused reporter behind*
- Reporter: *turns to Schweinsteiger* What did he say?
- Schweinsteiger: He said you look really nice.
- Reporter: Ahh, thank you!
Summary of my WC2013 experience day 25 (THE FINAL)
The end started with Skakira coming to cleanse our memory of the mess of Pitbull and his people
and her family came..better than a bald oompa loompa in white tights
kaka brought himself to the closing ceremony just a smaller size
The Beckhams were present
and the ultimate fan girl.. she finally bought a ticket and went to brazil
Germany 1 vs Argentina 0 (a match to remember)
This match was everything a final should be and more, BOTH teams were spectacular it was a joy to watch.(except the joy would give you a heart attack) Germany brought their A+ game and Argentina brought their A game; because Germany had been consistent through out the world cup while Argentina has had to rely on luck in some matches but today it was a whole new Argentina.
the Match was so tight for 90 minutes and there we no goals but a lot happened in that time.
The referee gave enough yellow cards to sew me a Brazil Jersey
Manuel Neuer grabbed every opportunity to leave his Goal by the balls
Bastian Schweinsteiger was beaten, thrown to the floor and battered but he is never a guy to complain he stood his ground and played in pain. a real WARRIOR
Mascherano running some illegal business here…wanting Basti to give him head. if you’re just tuning in its not Gay porn
Meanwhile the coverage left the match and tuned in with bros J(JESUS) where he had the ball of life in his hand.
personal favourite reaction and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card
but Bruv is having the time of his life BORN PRANKSTER
and then he was bundled away
But In the 113th minute the Magic that is Mario Gotze happened.
Germany started to make waves from the left, with Schurrle who comes in with a great run bringing three Argentinian defenders towards him and reducing the pressure in the middle, he crossed to Gotze.
an amazing control of the ball on his chest, he did what everyone who had been so close lacked. He was calm, composed and did not panic which lead to a clean shot past the Goalie and into the net.
Germany went Nuts
and Mario shared the moment with his Best friend Marco Reus. Gotzues for ever… BELIEVE.
Argentina tried to make chances but if you are a destined winner nothing can take it away from you. Argentina is left sad. we don’t like to see them cry. Sorry to Argentina its not their turn this time but they gave their all.
GERMANY IS OUR WORLD CHAMPION
the Golden Generation have the Golden trophy at last
but its not complete if the boys don’t burst some moves
schweinki happened(schweinsteiger and podolski) they had a MOMENT
I AM IN TEARS.
I CANT BELIEVE ITS OVER. I USUALLY CONCLUDE WITH A CHEEZY LINE AND SAY BRING ON THE NEXT DAY but we are at the END. this has been an amazing world cup and i’ve loved sharing every experience with each and everyone of you. I hope the love and bond this world cup has brought us stays with us. UNTIL ANOTHER FOUR YEARS I LOVE YOU ALL.